Joke

Here is a joke that Richard sent Tyler yesterday...I mentioned before Richard is British and he loves to make fun of us as Americans! A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Texans are waiting. "Entschuldigen Sie mich, Sie zu tun sprechen Deutsches?" he asks. The two Texans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi pour vous faire parlent français?" The two continue to stare. "parli italiano?" No response. "¿los di usted habla español?" Still nothing. So he has a final try: "Tatakalamaani bil arabiyya?" The Swiss man drives off, extremely disgusted. The first Texan turns to the second and says, "You know Bubba, maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why?" says the other. "That guy knew five and it didn't do him any good."